just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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