Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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