I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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