so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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