i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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