Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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