How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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