I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm like, not good at living.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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