He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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