in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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