you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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