Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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