sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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