Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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