I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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