love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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