So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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