have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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