i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
