You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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