Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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