fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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