...so i touched it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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