If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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