Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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