is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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