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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting

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(816): View more from Missouri

you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

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(520): View more from Arizona

The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

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(360): View more from Washington

We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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(775): View more from Nevada

Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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(478): View more from Georgia

I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it

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(925): View more from California

I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.

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