This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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