well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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