just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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