why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
did i walk over a car last night?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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