Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
