I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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