Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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