Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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