Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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