My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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