Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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