She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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