we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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