we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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