so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You have to summon your inner elephant
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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