hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
my poor anus
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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