i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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