I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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