Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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