More tranny stories later!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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