i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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I need you to use more vowels.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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