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I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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