we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do you remember whose house we're in?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
