hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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