I bet he comes in French.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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