What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so let's talk penis.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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