Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
...so i touched it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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